GOD DAMN DAIRY!!!
13 Aug 98: Vegan fried potato woes. At breakfast, I discovered that there was parmesan cheese in my homefries. At lunch, all the barfeteria had was sour cream and chive fries. What the hell is with all this damn dairy?
That's it. I just wanted to bitch.
14 Aug 98 12:44am: MELON FARMER! I just got back from Taco Bell, where I ordered the Pintos and Cheese and Nachos, both without the cheese, naturally. Give ya one guess as to what was smothering my pintos. Damn! I was hungry, too. (Obviously, I was desparate for food. Why else would someone go to Taco Bell? I'm not going back. Bastards.)